I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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