I don't think brook has ever known best
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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