My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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