we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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