she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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