the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
