I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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