I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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