And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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