from now on my penis is your penis
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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