get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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