somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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