I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
A+ Viking dick
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
