Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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