You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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