Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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