Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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