I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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