I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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