sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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