I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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