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butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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