Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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