Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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