you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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