She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's shark week go big or go home
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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