I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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