what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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