He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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