I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i just google imaged poop.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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