It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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