you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
God, I missed his penis.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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