Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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