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So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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