i just google imaged poop.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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