Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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