i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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