Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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