Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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