when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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