doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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