Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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