This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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