Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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