So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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