do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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