Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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