So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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