Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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