She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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