wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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