you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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