why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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