We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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