Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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