I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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