You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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